Friday Jan 1 & 200464 notes ∞ reblog
Leonardo Dicaprio and Jonah Hill giving each other a high-five after swimming with a topless woman in Miami
Sunday Oct 10 & 405497 notes ∞ reblog
OH MY GOD THERE’S A SECOND HALF TO IT???
I’D ONLY SEEN THE FIRST FOUR PANELS, WHICH I REFERENCE SO OFTEN
BUT THERE’S MORE OH MY GOD
Sunday Oct 10 & 830588 notes ∞ reblog
I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather.
Pretty much me
Wednesday Oct 10 & 673008 notes ∞ reblog
hey pull my finger
*finger detaches*
see you in court asshole